November 2011
2 posts
These walls are so thin.
My bachata obsession is taking overrrrrr!
October 2011
6 posts
I love my 4s and SIRI
Kuya Anjohn: find me whore houses
SIRI: *ding ding* I found 13 escorts
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Note to self:
Being a spoiled bitch stopped being cute approximately 7 years ago.
Time to lose the ‘tude.
"I just broke up with Kimmie again,"
Says the kindergartener in response to “so what’s up?”
Lmao. That nephew of mine kills me.
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Just got home from the gym and my mom hands me toron, bbq, and lechon kawali.
“I swear this is the last time, Mom!!”
September 2011
7 posts
A girl can dream.
“I only pray you’ll never leave me behind…”
If a hot guy gets flustered talking to me...
I like to consider it a job well done and pat myself on the back. Haha ;)
I’m more excited about going to Shoprite than I am about going to the mall.
22 going on 50. Lol.
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Has anyone ever seen Josh Duhamel's ass?
It’s fantastic.
August 2011
31 posts
I completely adore ADELE!
Praise God
that he’s been protecting us from all these disasters for the past few days!
1. The earthquake in Fredricksburg, VA while we were in VA Beach! Us four were some the only ones who didn’t feel it since we were on an elevator!
2. We left VA beach the night before hurricane Irene hit VA!
3. Our house is intact with no flooding, no trees down, despite the tree that fell on a car 6...
So I'm pretty sure almost every Filipino mom is...
My mom fits in this category. In the middle of her talking about how she’s acquiring more unnecessary items for our house, I prepared to tune her out. I was about to continue sifting through my bible to look for a perfect verse that would help me have more faith in dealing with this hurricane when i read this passage:
Proverbs 1:8-9
“My child, listen when your father corrects you....
I just keep telling myself that
VACATION wouldn’t be so special if we didn’t have to come back to the real world.
Ah, brotherly love!
Me: hey how was the tsunami?
Kuya Anjohn: uh it was an earthquake not a tsunami, but thanks for checking up on us!
Kuya Anjohn: PSSH Shut the fuck up! I don’t need to check up on you!
Me: um? It’s midnight what are you calling for then??
Kuya Anjohn: Oh… Yeah I was just calling to check up on you…
**BOTH LOL**
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Virginia is For Lovers
En route to summer getaway #2. Gotta ride or die it and stay up with my main squeeze. YAAAHHWWWNNN!
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Breakfast
Me: Wait what’d you say Babe?
Him: Uhhh. Oh sorry, I was staring at your boobs.
Me: *looks down*… *shrugs* IT’S OKAY!
As president of the itty bitty titty committee, you can imagine how proud I was at this moment.
There is no Mother fuckkng reason why the fuck I should be fucking woken up by fucking dogs every single fucking day when I dot have to. These are not my fuxking dogs I don’t give a funk if ur fucking dogs run away at this point you two are such fucji g selfish individuals that you would fucjing leave them here I fucking hate both of you right fucking now fuck you two fink you twoooooooo...
Let me be very clear.
I don’t like these dogs.
Right now I don’t like either of you.
You two are very fucking selfish individuals ever since your split.
There is no reason why any of us should be involved in dogsitting.
Disgusted that you’re not disgusted!
I fucking hate sluts.
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Fried Oreos for the 2nd time this week!!
Why didn’t I just throw away the leftover batter when I had the chance?!
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I’ve got a bucket list of countries I’m going to visit.
“Marriage is hard… Just two people slogging through the shit, year after...”
– The Kids Are Alright
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Glee - Get It Right
Can I start again with my faith shaken? ‘Cause I can’t go back and undo this I just have to stay and face my mistakes But if I get stronger and wiser I’ll get through this
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Brought a whole new meaning to the words “God knows…”
People fucking irk me...
When they act like they’re minding their own business by beating around the bush. If you don’t have the balls to ask me about MY SISTER’S business (which by the way is neither mine or your business), why do have the audacity to ask a bullshit question to get to the point… Feel me? You have the audacity to act like you’re interested in her living arrangement but really...
Afternoon delight.
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ziplining
Cassie: What if when someone really really really fat ziplines will they break it? Me: I don’t know, maybe. Jakob: Oh, then Mama can’t zipline because she’s really really big. Cassie: Jay! (laughs) don’t say that! Me: ROFL. Is she that big Jakob? Jakob: Yep! Kids say the most honest darnedest things.
July 2011
31 posts
I need passion from you.
If someone told me to kill you in exchange for pad thai, I wouldn’t think twice.